Yo The Wats App Indian !
A note : This blog is not directed at anyone , anything or any animal dead or alive . Its just a work based on day to day hear says and incidents and written and dramatised for fun .
A more Important Note : My relatives and friends on Wats App are the best ever ...and are my Strengths , backbone , laughing gas providers and shields against all Negatives ...Thank you all .
{ Actually etc is such a nice word ..... Conveniently used when you dont want the world to know of your poor General knowledge ....or even used when you have Temporary amnesia attacks :) }
Ok now back to the revolution ...
Ten years from now we will have a new addition to our Social study books you know !
The Wats App Revolution ! The trying time when people desperately fought for time to peek at their phones and Tripped into potholes .....fed the babys bum instead of the mouth .....went into a sharing shock ........laughed and fell from a chair and broke an arm .....Kids paid no attention in class since homeworks cud be shared via phone ....
Phew .....Difficult times you see .
We will be telling our grandchildren surely ... We went through this phase you see , It was not a joke ....
Well the poor landline phone and the telegram are as extinct as a Dinosaur now .....Inland letters and postcards will earn you a place in the mental asylum for sure ...
Such was the power of the Wats App Invader ....they had the power to capture your mind and soul and mobile phone and sensibility and sleep and .....well many other things ...
School groups , College groups , Chaddi Buddy groups , aunty groups , Yoga groups , Cousin groups , Zumba groups , Office groups , Dealer groups , Time pass groups , Gossip groups , Medical groups ......and well if you did not loose your way amongst all these groups then you could enter the family group ...
The day compulsorily starts with a Gud morning to all the various groups and people and friends and relatives and maybe if you loose track then again a gud morning to all these people and later apologise with the Crying from laughing Smiley for wishing them twice .
Everybody gets to know the details of today's breakfast and lunch and schedule ....and maybe if you can squeeze in time a picture of the cup of tea , the scrambled egg like dosa that was tortured when u were typing with the other hand , the burnt toast etc .
At schools and offices we all suffer the Compulsive Peeking Disorder , Compulsive Hide the Smile Disorder etc for which actually Science has no Cure .
The hand and the eye automatically move stealthily towards the mobile phone ......The mind reads faster than the Bullet train and then the phone is switched off and pushed in at double the speed into drawers or handbags etc...
The the eye checks if any nearby people have caught your stealthy act .
If the message is funny then the ordeal you undergo to control the sound from escaping your mouth is the toughest task of the day .....finally when you cant take the pain anymore you take a washroom break ....leave the tap open and laugh like mad . Then you seriously come out of the loo to find the cleaning lady give you weird looks standing near the door .....that is when you wish that loos had sound proof walls you see .
Once back at your desk again the laughter pain is back thinking about your trip to the loo to laugh and scare the cleaning lady !
Well birthdays are happier affairs nowadays ...Till a few months back you spend them like an alien .....And made desperate ..not so obvious attempts at letting people know ..etc
But nowadays Yipeeee ,....the moment you open your eyes the phone going beep beep ping ping tring tring .....
And wishes and virtual kisses and hugs and cakes and flowers and what not ......
Well it is a special feeling though to have people take the time to wish you , to remember you , to browse picture messages and record songs .......
And you feel no less than a queen or king that day ....
The wishes continue all through the day .......
And then you do the thanksgiving speech like you won an Oscar ........
Then there are the Status uploads ....Mostly used to Praise , Insult, mock , Thank , Ponder , Rebuke etc in a polite way without giving names . But the person for whom it was written definitely understands the message . Replies are giving in public if the status is a happy one and conveniently ignored if its a Violent one ;)
Profile pictures are uploaded as per viewership ....the best ones are posted usually on weekends or holidays ....
Well all revolutions have the good and the bad side .......
There are some humans who use this as a tool to pick them up from boredom or add spice to their otherwise boring marital life or use it as a machete to virtually hack the ones they hate or as a Spying window to anothers life and enjoy it like the 8.00 pm serial with all the drama and spice and romance and fights etc ...or sometimes even to stalk and prowl around a secret crush or more ...
These are the humans to watch out for Guys ....they are like the camel who took over the Arabs tent from right under his nose .
Midnight and early morning messages from colleagues and students and peers and bosses and secretaries like Hello ..what are you doing ? Clearly shows that they do not have anything better to do ....or they don't respect privacy or they forget the person at the other side has a family and a life too ....
Usually these chats end very badly when the hammer falls from on the head in the form of verbal abuses or messages from any one of the irritated family members suddenly like a lightning bolt that shocks u back to reality ..
Well The final conclusion is that The Wats App Revolution is a very Good ....revolution ....if in Responsible , sensible ,sane , hands ...
It makes the world a smaller close , closely knit place .
Reconnects you with people you were born and grew uo with and time seized them away ...
Brings relatives and cousins closer and makes the family closer .
Keeps friends with you 24 * 7 and takes away loneliness , boredom , gives sensible advice , keeps u calm and happy .
In emotional emergencies no matter what the time you can always have a few people to lean on .
It fills your days with laughter and jokes and positivity and makes you healthier , happier and active ..
It also help pass around social messages and awareness .
It also help pass around social messages and awareness .
Kudos to Wats App and to Sensible people who use it well ...
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